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Some of you have recently expressed concern that I'm not clever enough to be with Dan.
That bothers me.

I'm the first to admit that I'm lacking in the common sense department, and that I often speak before I think. My surface immaturity has gotten me into some shitty situations, and my lack of focus makes me look like a flake.


But I'm not an idiot.


I had a 3.o grade point average in high school and never failed a single class, despite never actually attending. My senior year, I missed 90 days of school and still managed to get a perfect score on my AP English final.

I was the one of around four people in my class who earned a perfect score on the MUS writing assessment, which is already famous for its harsh grading. I'm in the top 5% or higher in every standardized test I have ever taken, with the exception of the ACT.

My composite ACT score was better than average for accepted students at Brown, Cornell, Columbia, Dartmouth, U Penn and Yale, despite the fact that I slept through most of the reading comprehension section. My English score was just shy of perfect, exceeded the average for the previously mentioned schools, and equaled Harvard and Princeton.



If you would like to insult my judgment of character, my personality, sense of humor, hair, face, body, word choice, attitude or anything else you can think of, feel free. But do not insult my intelligence, do not make negative comments about my marriage based on my IQ, and do not think that I'm an intellectual inferior to more than a few of you. I am not.

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